|The United States Asshole Association
The United States Asshole Association; dedicated to recognizing & providing membership to the United States Asshole Association to any person who truly is an ASSHOLE, displays the capacity to act as an ASSHOLE, or at least has someone who thinks they're an ASSHOLE.
It's the time of the year when USASSA.com takes its retreat to the beach. Sun, sand, palm trees, JELLY FISH, Southern Crackers, SUNBURN, Assholes, etc., etc. & ETC.!
Won't tell you where, it's none of your Fucking Business! There's already enough Assholes here anyway. The drunk bocce ball players, leaving empty beer cans up and down the beach (nice! well done!), the douche drinking in glass on the beach (yes the bottle broke), the old man fishing ten feet from swimming children, the fat hag smoking and throwing the butt toward the surf, the dog walker leaving shit in the sand.