|The United States Asshole Association
The United States Asshole Association; dedicated to recognizing & providing membership to the United States Asshole Association to any person who truly is an ASSHOLE, displays the capacity to act as an ASSHOLE, or at least has someone who thinks they're an ASSHOLE.
I've said over and over again, I'M AN ASSHOLE! If you've viewed this crappy little site more than once since 2008, you know that, this organization is built around slacker assholes. But really, What the FUCK do you expect?
Been dealing with the recent death of the spouse's matriarch (look it up). They say the cream rises to the top, I say nothing brings SMELLY, NASTY SHIT to the surface of a dysfunctional family like the death of a parent.
Lesson to be learned, seriously:
Parents; Love and treat your children equally, they should need each other to lean on when you're gone, it's your responsibility to foster that relationship.